Post by PrinceJay on Sept 22, 2004 16:28:33 GMT 8
Message: Types Of Women =============
1) HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers
everything, FOREVER.
2) RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the
moment you turn her off.
3) WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she
can't do a thing right, but no one can live without
her.
4) SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for
nothing but at least she is fun!
5) INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
6) SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need
her.
7) MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible
things look beautiful.
8) CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and
faster.
9) E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says,
eight are nonsense.
10) VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when
you are not expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources.
ops hihihi
1) HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers
everything, FOREVER.
2) RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the
moment you turn her off.
3) WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she
can't do a thing right, but no one can live without
her.
4) SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for
nothing but at least she is fun!
5) INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
6) SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need
her.
7) MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible
things look beautiful.
8) CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and
faster.
9) E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says,
eight are nonsense.
10) VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when
you are not expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources.
ops hihihi
